UltraOtterMan

A disgusting triangular object laid on my beautiful manficate plate delicately placed in the middle of the table. It was burnt and smelled of my terrible hurdinous mother. I grabbed the triangular mistake and slowly brought it to my mouth I bit the tip of it causing the putrid smell to woft towards his nostril making him gag. It had the same texture of stone, and the pepperonis tasted like paper, and everytime he chewed It would make a “Squish Squish” sound. He spit out the small tip of the pizza sending it hurling towards the floor it crashed down and made a splat sound. He slowly, and very elegantly bent down and picked up the t